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so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
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I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
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Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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