I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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