Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
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I'm timing the release of my poops to the sound of the machine gun from the video game he's playing in the living room.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
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it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
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