he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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