Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
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oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
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I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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