Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
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it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
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I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
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