no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
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he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
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Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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