Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
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You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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