you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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