Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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