yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
where am i from again
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
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if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
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I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
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