A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
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She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
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Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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