i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
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I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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