Buhtt sex?
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
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Let's paint friendship bongs
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
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There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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