Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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