physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
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One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
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His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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