I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
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I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
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we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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