North Korea, Best Korea!
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
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Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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