shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
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There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
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I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
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