if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Randomize