god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
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At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
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idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I didn't notice because vodka
Im part way to drunk.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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