the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
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sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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