Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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