Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
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giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
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He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
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