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• (519): View more from Ontario

  what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??

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• (339): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo

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  I'm cool with that

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I love you but I don't want to see you naked.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".

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