Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
handjob tips. give me some.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
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Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.