How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
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I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
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wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.