what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
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Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
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Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".