return my video game
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
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i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
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I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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