It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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