i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
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Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
tell me about the fingering
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