you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
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I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
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I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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