we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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