Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Boobs are out for the taking
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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