ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
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This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
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Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
is it fun? or sober?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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