even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
A+ Viking dick
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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