shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
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I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
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I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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