If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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