Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
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Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
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This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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