her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
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Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
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I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Never let your siblings swipe right.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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