so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
My mom is pretending to be Paula Deen while making breakfast...I'm pretty sure she's sober.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
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She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
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Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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