Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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