so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
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I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
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I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize