Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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