Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
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After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
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