Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
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and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
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you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
You can't just leave with hair like that
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.