My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
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woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
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I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.