fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand