I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is