You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
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Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....