I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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