: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
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Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
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Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?