Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
there's paper in my vomit.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
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he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
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She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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