I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
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I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
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STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
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