am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
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You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
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He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?