Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
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I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
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We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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