What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
barbara walters just said penis...
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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